Wednesday, May 2, 2012
I would like to claim this affliction came with pregnancy or motherhood, but truth is I have had boobstains since before I had boobs. My mom likes to say that as a child she knew what I had for lunch upon me reaching the pavement after the last step on the bus. The sad truth of my pregnancy wardrobe is approximately 92% boobstained. Don't judge. Just know I'm cheap. It's the third time I've been pregnant and I am resisting buying more maternity clothes. I just keep hoping no one notices. Or calls me out. Those are kind of the same thing, right?