Elliott initially said he wanted to be a grasshopper, totally blaming it on the plague of grasshoppers at Glammy & Poppy's this summer. All I could think was, a grasshopper?--because that's easy. Then he said, he though maybe a cow would be good. I felt good about this. A cow. I can do a cow. That's not too hard, right?
Party City? No cows.
Target? COWS. I knew it! Only no. The top size was a size 4.
You know the whole thing about limiting screen time for young kids? Yeah. There is no place that it is more apparent that the advice is not working than the Halloween costume aisle at any store. Elliott is nearing 5 years old, which I can assume from the options means he either loves superheroes or would love to be a slightly less-scary monster/vampire than his 10-year old friends.
So costume developers, please take note: there are still some sheltered four-year olds in the world. My child has no idea who Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Captain America or the Incredible Hulk are. No idea. Super Mario Brothers? Nope. A vampire? Nope. Combine this with my commitment to avoid all items bearing a skull and the choices are SLIM.
My message to stores that provide clothing to
- A 5-year old is still a little boy. Little.
- Nearing 5 has not turned my child into a skate-boarding champ. Really. No skateboards.
- Ninjas and vampires kill people. Please refer back to #1--no killing machines here.
- Superheroes are great, but I have to let you in on a secret--not all kids are aware of who they are. Elliott knows them by sight, but has no idea what they stand for or do.
- I don't get the skull trend. I don't. I feel like I must not be alone in this, right? I can't be the only one opposed to buying clothing items with skulls.
- There is plenty of childhood ahead of us, where we'll purchase the scary costumes. I promise. Maybe.