about my belly button. It should be in the Guinness Book of World Records for deepest belly buttons. 31 weeks pregnant and I still can't spot an end to that sucker. And maybe* I thought that a belly button was formed by the doctor actually tying the umbilical cord and the tightness of the knot determined innie or outie. In moments like those I have to remind myself that I am a successful professional with a Master's Degree.
*When I say 'maybe' that usually means it actually happened. Just for the record.