After 3 years of the wiping, you would think the arse of the person being wiped would understand the concept. The answer to that assumption is no, a resounding NO. How did we learn this, you may ask? As my husband was on poop-patrol, it was by accident that I found out this horrific lesson. It was as I heard,
No, Elliott! We don't wipe our face after we've wiped our hineys.Yep. You got it. Post-hiney wipe on.the.face.
Boys are Gross.