Last night we decided to order in so that we could watch the World Series game. . . that was postponed. Being that we didn't have anything thawed and we received a coupon for Mooyah Burgers, off we went for a little family dinner. Driving down our street, this happened:
Chris: Look, it's the Steak People behind us.
Me: The Steak People?
Chris: You know, the people who knock on the door saying they have just a few steaks left and would we like to buy some?
Me: (quizzical look)
Chris: Oh that's right, you always make me answer the door.
Me: (distracted) Mmmhmm.
Chris: I always just tell them we're vegan. They don't have anything to say to that.
Good thing the Steak People didn't see the meat lovers pizza box in the trash bin.
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Thursday, October 27, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Things That are Obvious, Vol. 2
If you missed volume 1, you can find it here. Turns out that some things that I think are incredibly obvious aren't to other people. Feel free to add to the list.
1. When an item, say a baby bottle, has a "fill line" it's there for a reason.
2. After 2 glasses of water, lunch, a snack and a nap, a toddler will likely need a diaper change, even if no poop is present.
3. When cleaning the kitchen, part of the task is also cleaning the counter tops. (seriously, they were filthy)
4. If a baby spits up on a rug, wiping it up is just what you do, even if the rug will have to be washed later. Leaving full on spit-up present is just gross.
5. Reporting to your wife that you are just as tired as she is because even though you don't get out of bed when the baby is crying, it doesn't mean you are sleeping is likely to lead to domestic violence.
*Disclaimer: I love my husband--he is an amazing father and does far more hands-on parenting than most. AND he is a good sport and doesn't read my blog. ;)
1. When an item, say a baby bottle, has a "fill line" it's there for a reason.
2. After 2 glasses of water, lunch, a snack and a nap, a toddler will likely need a diaper change, even if no poop is present.
3. When cleaning the kitchen, part of the task is also cleaning the counter tops. (seriously, they were filthy)
4. If a baby spits up on a rug, wiping it up is just what you do, even if the rug will have to be washed later. Leaving full on spit-up present is just gross.
5. Reporting to your wife that you are just as tired as she is because even though you don't get out of bed when the baby is crying, it doesn't mean you are sleeping is likely to lead to domestic violence.
*Disclaimer: I love my husband--he is an amazing father and does far more hands-on parenting than most. AND he is a good sport and doesn't read my blog. ;)
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