Adventures of a neurotic, controlling, fun-loving working mom of three--constantly being handed big doses of reality
Thursday, December 8, 2011
I'm THAT Mom
I'm that mom. I gave my baby juice in a bottle today. Yep. Totally true. I need that girl to poop. I need it so much that I'm that trashy mom. The juice isn't even diluted, peeps.
2 comments:
You're not THAT mom until it's Mountain Dew.
Soon she's going to be 4 and having a bottle at a wedding reception so mama can get her dance on. Get that girl a grill.
Or poop. Maybe give her a bath?
Or have aliens come visit.
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