Pregnancy Equals a Loss. . . a Loss of Wittiness

I think pregnancy has rendered me incapable of wittiness. I keep trying to come up with a brilliant blog post. . . an nothing. My accidental wittiness or gaffe is all I have. For example, I announced to the entirety of my baby shower that "it's hard to keep your legs together when you're pregnant." About half-way through the utterance was when I realized that lack of keeping my legs together was exactly how I ended up in this delicate state.